Zen Weaver

You walk through a spider web and PANIC!
But then, a wave of calm washes over you...

“Calm down. I need you to quit fussing up my web.”

How did you calm down so quickly?
An itsy bitsy spider abseils down to meet you. It seems willing to impart some techniques for gold.

• Arachnid Acupuncture Pay 250 Gold. Remove 2 cards from your Deck.
• Breathing Techniques Pay 50 Gold. Add 2 Enlightenment to your Deck.
• Emotional Awareness Pay 125 Gold. Remove 1 card from your Deck.
• Locked Not enough Gold.

“Don't... move...” mutters the miniature spider as its forelegs begin to glow.

Then— in a rush of jabbing motions, pierces you all over!
A sense of weightlessness comes over you. Well worth the money.

“Visualize your airways staying open... Each breath is meaningful.”

You practice the technique in a way that makes sense to you.

The teeny-weeny spider begins a hypnotic dance and repeatedly chants.

“Thoughts don't affect reality. Panic is the thought-killer. Follow the plan.”

This makes sense to you. Big wise words from a tiny spider.